I'd be gay for Moleman.
John Frink. Think OF ALL the wacky INVENTIONS he will be mAKIng.
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Sea captain. He likes sunsets, what more could I want?
Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:
Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.
If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn't live through the Disco era but they couldn't be that bad, right?
I too welcome our Moleman overlords.
I do enjoy Disco Stu's taste in music and lack of advertising.
The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.
I hear Otto has mustard.
Otto is chill and has good weed
And he likes to get blotto!
Sea Captain knows how to get a girl wet.
He also has plenty of sea men.
Thar ~~s~~he blows
Doin Otto dirty.
The comic book guy is actually a genius, and rich.
And will die soon!
Comic book guy
uBlock Origin user here so I gotta go with Disco Stu.
Barney, he has a fantastic singing voice and flys a helicopter.
I'd go for Kirk.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
He also sleeps in a racecar bed, which is pretty neat.
The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.
Frink
Disco Stu seems like a fun time!
Moe Sizlak.