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[–] [email protected] 197 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

My friend used to climb massive pine trees late at night in a park across his street, and place traffic cones on top. No one knew who was doing it or why. Many people thought it was the local council marking the trees to be cut down which upset residents. He started noticing police regularly patrolling the area, but he kept doing it and never got caught. It made the local paper, explaining how much confusion and disruption it was causing the police and local council. He hung the article on his wall.

Went on to become a stuntman https://imdb.com/name/nm3068647/

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dude did you just reveal his identity and ruin his secret streak?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Their comment has been posted before. Either they ruined it ages ago, or it has become copy-pasta, protecting the identity of the climber.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Haha. I'm sure the police knew. He had been arrested a few times for climbing bridges and construction sites around the city. Then get dropped home right by a massive pine tree with a cone on top.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago

Look at this fuckin snitch, dropping imdb links.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I'm glad to hear the tree was able to find a job in stunts

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Surrealism is always antifascist. Cruelty and absurdity are two sides of the same coin, or perhaps the same side of two coins.

[–] Peppycito 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Your metaphor is not working. Cruelty and absurdity are Ying and Yang?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a surrealist metaphor

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm going to use this in the future.

"What? Your calculations don't make any sense."

"It's surrealist math."

"..."

"Pfft I knew you wouldn't get it"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When you write a declaration of peace with the blood of your enemies.

"Sir this is a rescue for puppies, why did you make a flag out of their pelt?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There's absurdity in cruelty... there's cruelty in absurdity... kinda works... like a dark yin yang.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Absurdity is like seeing your cat go "mrwn! mrwn!" at the passing plane, then suddenly flying and catching it. Then cruelty is what your cat does with the passengers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surrealism is always antifascist.

I dunno. Doublethink is pretty surreal, but it supports fascism. If you're just talking about art, I think you could make the case that the Italian Futurists were at least Surrealist-adjacent, and some of them supported fascism.

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd argue semantically that surrealism is that which lies under reality whereas Doublethink (and other Orwellian language) lies over reality

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You may be thinking of 'Pataphysics:

the science of that which is superinduced upon metaphysics, whether within or beyond the latter's limitations, extending as far beyond metaphysics as the latter extends beyond physics

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Suspicousmaxxing to gaslight the authorities and waste their time is a very wholesome thing to do

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reminded me of a glass artist named Josh Simpson who is known for his glass spheres he calls “planets” that have amazingly complex scenes in them. For over two decades he’s had what he calls the “Infinity Project” where he encourages people to hide them out in the open where folks are unlikely to find one. If you submit a proposal to him that he likes then he’ll send you two of his smaller planets, one for you to hide and one to keep for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's so beautiful and amazing! Love it. I'll have to think of a proposal to send him

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

This is a great illustration of Chaotic Neutral

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna bring a purple stone to the Fusion Festival next year in your honor.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

They really just pulled an uno reverse on the Stasi lmao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now THIS is art of a very high caliber, indeed!
It was just a public visual detail that elicited a stupid response from the very stupid people, and probably some delight from the rest of the population.

If I was one of the chief stassi goons in town, my response would have been "counter-intelligence art" or "counter-art", painting MORE stones purple and even other colors, so that whatever secret message the original ones were conveying would be confused, drowned out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

After many years the stasi suddenly realise they have created the worlds largest pride celebration.

Mission accomplished.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people just want to watch the world scratch its head in bewilderment.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Link to the original post (on Fesshole's official Mastodon because fuck Twitter) - https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/113069359291052427

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s really cool but in German so no idea what I just watched

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