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[–] BodilessGaze 67 points 2 months ago

It all makes sense now. Spiderman 2 was an Italian conspiracy to stop anon from jerking off.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Wait, spiderman has a pizza theme??

Lol, so it does. Technically not a Spiderman tune, but the Accelerando is probably unique to Spoiderman.

Also I swear part of that tune was ripped off and used in Mario 7 Stars, in one of the cloud areas maybe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

accordion intensifies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Spoiderman

Oi Spoiderman, you looking for the Goblin are ye? Oiyl goidja thar fer one quid!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

The key is to think of Italian women

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This guy should watch samurai pizza cats

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

quoth wikipedia: "It was written to commemorate the opening of the first funicular railway on Mount Vesuvius."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A funicular celebration worth finiculating

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)