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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Peeer recognition" was not a typo.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Better to be the peeer than the peee.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 2 months ago

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ken M is just taking the peee.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is basically an average LinkedIn post from any manager

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are there single occupancy bathrooms that don't have a lock on the door? Any office I've worked at you just try the handle and if it's locked you just go do something else until the person in there is done lol

[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Polite thing to do is to wait and start a friendly conversation.

[–] borth 2 points 2 months ago

And ask them about the difficulty of their poop, and to give it a rating between 3 and 13.

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps 18 points 2 months ago

Ken M still at it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We had a new intern with zero social skills at my company a few years ago. He reminded me of a much younger version of Milton from Office Space.

Well, when he would go to the bathroom, either the single occupant ones or even ones that had multiple stalls: If it was occupied he would stand outside the door (or even a stall) like an inch away from it not moving just frozen waiting for the person to leave.

Was the craziest thing anyone had ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once had a female coworker who was complaining about how she had walked in on a male coworker using the single-occupancy bathroom (peeing, his back was turned to the door), that him not locking the door was somehow inappropriate of him.

Somebody put a poll up on a white board with the scenario, with question "who behaved inappropriately" with the choices "the person entering the bathroom without knocking" "the person using the bathroom without locking it" "they are both wrong" and "we're all adults here, get the fuck over it."

The tallies were overwhelmingly in the "get the fuck over it" column. But I feel the poll was missing something important: the door had a tendency when locked to stick and leave the person locked inside. We were in a quick-response duty status (as in running to the aircraft), so the person already in should absolutely not have locked it (he was the runner).

You see a closed door to a room (of relative privacy) that might be occupied, you knock. Simple as.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think in that case it makes sense to knock but in most cases if I see a single use bathrooms with the little occupied in red or vacant in green lock indicator on it I'm just gonna assume it's free if it's not locked and open it. I haven't been burned by that yet because in most situations people will lock them when using them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You're a weird guy, Ken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No chill for Blowjob Ice