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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by MaliciousKebab to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 121 points 2 years ago

Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one

[–] abraham_linksys 80 points 2 years ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

[–] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Hello from 2019

[–] spez 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[–] etrotta@kbin.social 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] vulnerability 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

sauce?

[–] newIdentity 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] EmoDuck 5 points 2 years ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] tostiman 1 points 2 years ago

ffs lmao

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] spez 13 points 2 years ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So she was fucking a toaster?

[–] newIdentity 27 points 2 years ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[–] MaliciousKebab 4 points 2 years ago

Hope not

[–] betamark@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.