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submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] vulnerability 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sauce?

[–] newIdentity 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] EmoDuck 5 points 1 year ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] tostiman 1 points 1 year ago

ffs lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] spez 13 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.