this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Psh, I can get that wish for free by just drinking water and eating seafood.

Got anything else?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sweet! now my sandwiches will be even tastier!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You got any more of those sandwiches 👀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Please no I finally got mine removed. I'd maybe go for ovarian cancer tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Aw yeah, finally a reason to get rid of those horrid meat slabs which make me feel terrible. Now I don't have to explain myself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Its a shame you did this today as opposed to when I was young. I coulda been a castrati.