Political Weirdos

7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.

Lists penis length to hundredths of an inch, won't list height, only posts selfies of himself sitting down.

The more accurate the number looks the more realer it is! That's stience, you rube!

You got something here. That is how Americans or people used to the imperial system would write this. This is satire, but not from someone that uses the imperial (inch) system regularly. Here in Germany, you don't use fractions like that like Americans do.

He wants to say he’s white, but not one of those swarthy Greeks or Italians that make his bloodline impure.

sigh he's from Atlantis

If I remember right, there are only 3 countries that have coastlines at the Mediterranean Sea AND the Atlantic ocean. Spain, France and Morocco.

My guess is, he uses such a weird definition because he is North African but wants to highlight his not being brown, because that doesn't go well with his white supremacy.

Doesn't matter because nobody is applying to be his girlfriend.

Gibraltar

There's a certain level of racist that gets really involved in classifying humans into small subcategories so they can know how racist they should be to each one. Used to be popular with "scientific racism" in the 19th century, but you don't see it much anymore.

It's extra weird.

If I had to guess, after seeing this weird shit and watching too much pseudo-archaology debunking stuff lately: he means the descendants of the Mediterranean and Atlantian people. There's a crazy group of people who think Atlantis is real, and either had a worldwide advanced culture, or at least through the Mediterranean.

The Atlantis myth was heavily accepted by the Nazis as the ancestors of the Aryan people, which is why the Aryans are "so much better" than everyone else. It is still a popular tool to belittle ancient people and to say their accomplishments had to be done instead by this white Atlantian group instead.

Armenian.

It means one of their grandparents is from Italy, otherwise it'd be "Northern European".

Yeah this shit reads like an onion article lol

Probably, but then, there are people out there that would unironically post shit like this.

I'd be willing to wager that the Venn diagram of Lemmy users and people who have played it is basically just a circle

OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE "HAM SANDWICH RACE" IS WANING.

He learned it from Daddy Trump.

I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”

Digital calipers use decimal inches rather than fractional. I’m guessing that was what he used to measure himself.

After reading this, I want to convert his inches with my left foot

This is one place where the metric system really shines. If I say I'm 6.5", it sounds like I'm desperate for that last half inch. If I say I'm 17cm, that's just what it is.