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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"OId man yells at cloud" energy

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don't worry kiddo, the clouds'll start to piss you off too one day.

[–] assaultpotato 19 points 4 months ago

It doesn't even make me mad, I'm just scared and confused

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kiddo's middle aged – just not one to whine about language changing like it always fucking has

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

In my 40s and this isn't that daunting. Since I try to keep up with what people who want me dead (right wing) are lying about yo a degree, that feels way more stressful than mostly innocent slang. Dogwhistles are what I get annoyed at having to keep up with.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Looks more like the cloud is doing the yelling here

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

oh my god a new generation is making different slang and memes? should we kill them????

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the issue is that it's new or different. I think the problem is the amount. It feels like pop culture is a firehose now. It definitely feels like the democratization of culture that happened with the rise of the internet has kind of saturated our ability to process things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the first generation truly raised on the internet and the speed of new slang reflects that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm approaching 40 and I was online before middle school. This might be the first generation to be wholly raised on the internet (as in the vast majority of children), but it certainly isn't the actual first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah I mean an entire generation of literal iPad babies.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy really showing its ass with memes about gen z slang. Kai Cenat is just a person, Unc has been around since the fucking 80s. Its ok for language to change. ITS GOING TO BE OK, BOOMER

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fucking some of these memes make me feel 20 years younger than everyone else here

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah a handful are just memes/references, like Raygun, Turkish shooter, JD Vance couch, and Hawk Tuah

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with galvanized square steel? It's a strong, corrosive resistant material great for regular use in damp environments. Just don't cut it, weld it, eat it, etc. Zinc isn't all that healthy in large amounts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Little John uses that shit for everything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Come the fuck on people, didn't you make the same promise to yourself that I did to be better to the generation that follows you than the previous generation was to yours?

This shit is so fucking stupid. Do better and don't become a fucking boomer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe i'm missing context here but i fail to see how this is critiquing the new generation? it's just showing a person overwhelmed by (perceived) new slang, there's no judgment cast here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Subtext. It's the suggestion that these terms are so incomprehensible as to be overwhelming in the first place. The subtext is that the younger generation is exhausting, specifically in their nonsense or otherness. There's assuming good faith and then there is intentionally ignoring the forest for the trees, and I think your suggestion is more for the latter than the former, frankly.

[–] brbposting 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who’s got the definitions

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ohio, in this context, actually means weird. I don't know the genesis of it entirely, but they a joke about Ohio being so boring that it's actually secretly full of weirdness and so now Ohio means weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Am I out of touch?

No it's the children who are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Can't we all be wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How are half of these "Gen Alpha phrases"? The edging Wikipedia article was created in 2004, for example.

[–] funkless_eck 10 points 4 months ago

yeah but it's mainstream now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Simply means that those terms/phrases are en vogue right now. Generally spoken generations are usually heavily influenced by the generation before them, popularizing things that someone before came up with

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's mainstream and also sometimes used outside of the strictly sexual context now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard most of these terms. Is that the joke?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Nah. It just means that you have a healthy relationship with the internet and those who recognize most of it should go touch grass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone explain them all in a list now. Go!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This meme sucks and punching down on the next generation sucks even worse, so instead of focusing on all that noise here's a fun NSFW manga about Gen Alpha slang instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, this is largely gen z slang. Still agree with you though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Just like borders, generational divides are fictional constructs. In reality there is enormous overlap between generations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I don't think anyone needs to get twisted defending zoomer slang. The whole point of this gibberish is that it ~~fucking sucks~~ is shitposting.

You mog into the abyss

It mogs back

Get mogged idiot

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

wow, way to devolve into the YouTube comments section, Lemmy. that's so not fetch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Hasn’t “pookie” always been a thing circa “Rent”?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Chat" being the worst one by far imo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

breaking the fourth wall IRL? i think it's brilliant. my generation got halfway there with "meta": "chat" is just the next step past that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

just delete tik tok

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Goonmaxxing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Most of these terms and phrases are modern, but some wouldn't be out of place in the past. Demure and Chalant aren't new words, only more popular now. Locked in is a common phrase I've heard since I was a kid! Lover boy? Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy? Are you fucking kidding me?

These might have additional context attached to them when compared to the past, but they shouldn't be incomprehensible. Whoever made this isn't just out of touch with current culture, but culture in general 😑

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oh fuck(Ohio), I have brain rot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I mean, if the boss says it's a meme, I agree with him. Whatever the boss says, that's the rule, I tell ya. I'm a real gooner for the boss. I goon for him like, 4-5 days a week so that one day I can pay some good guys to goon for me. Crime pays, boys!

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