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For me. Dr. Zaius just barely comes in above The Garbage Man Can.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Who controls the British pound? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!

[–] DoctorWhookah 20 points 2 months ago

Canyoneroooooo!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will pay any amount of money for a full rendition of "Planet of the Apes, the Musical"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh my God! I was wrong... It was Earth, all along!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Their floors are sticky-mart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let’s hurl a brick-e-mart!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Lisa it’s your birthday, happy birthday Lisa! “I wish you love and goodwill. I wish you peace and joy” “I wish you better than your heart desires” “And your first kiss from a boy”

And…

We put the spring in Springfield. “Our only major quarrel’s with your total lack of morals” “Our skimpy outfits ain’t so bad, they seem to entertain your Dad”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc?si=Mxs6xcxyrmqsXmC-

Mr. Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He really likes that vest.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Liiikee myyyyyy loafers former gophers it was that or skin my chauffeur's

Edit: fixed lyrics after a relisten/sing-a-long

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flaming Moe's is a banger!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Somehow I don't remember that one at all. Going to have to look it up.

Oh, yeah! They were like one piano note away from having to pay royalties to Cheers lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwwJnJPs8A

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In The Garden of Eden from S07E04. That counts, right?

”Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Who needs the qwik-e-mart? I dooooooooooooo.

(Although Dr Zaius and Garbage man are my favorites)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Homer! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in his-tor-yyy! From the... Heart of Springfield... He's a 'bouta hit a chestnut treeee! AHHHHHHH!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just have to point out that most of this thread is really an Alf Clausen appreciation, and I'm here for it.

And...

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alf_Clausen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Holy crap, I never realized that. Clausen is like the John Williams of televison.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It goes like this: The Simpsons! Do-do-do-do-do-dododododo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Que sera seRUN

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also the season 9 episode All Singing All Dancing is one of my favorite episodes.

Paint your wagon & all of the interludes in song.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna paint your wagon gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint because the wood is pine

Ponderosa Pine, ooo-ooo...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't happen too often these days, but whenever that song is brought up, I like to point out that Paint Your Wagon is a real musical, starring Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have both the Simpsons and the original versions of "Paint Your Wagon" in my collection, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A man of wealth and taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Let's go with that, lol. And not that I found both at yard sales. 😆

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Monorail... Monorail... Monorail... Monorail!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Deep deep trouble pops into my head from time to time

"Let's start at the start and take it away, The name is Simpson, Bartholomew J, That's Bart with an art and a capital b and simp plus s o n, that's me"

Alternatively, Homer singing Born under a bad sign was pretty good.

But I think my favorite Simpsons ditty is: "Call Mr Plow, that's my name, The name again is Mr Plow"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"we wont drink at Moe's, cause Moe's a big jerk and we really hate him."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

ohhhh, Dr. Zaius!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like they did more musical stuff in the early years and later it fizzled out a bit. In no particular order Mr burns be my vest Canyonero And basically all the other mentioned already are great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

CANYANERO whip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

We're gonna groove tonight

We'll make you feel alright

Simpsons Christmas Boogie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I mostly forgot about these songs. I forgot how many great songs this show had.

This show had some great songs!!!

Guys!!!

Did you know this show had some great songs??? Because this show had some great songs. Just listen to these songs, and you'll be like "wow! This show had some great songs!

Even Simon Cowell would say this show had some great songs! And he produced such great hits such as THIS ONE

No, that's real. Simon Cowell produced that song. Yes, it will stay earwormed in your head for 30+ years. True story.

Tatanka! Buffalo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

In front of a tavern,

flat on his faaace,

a booze hound,

Named Barney,

Is pleading his caaaase..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
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