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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Daaaaaaamn . . . Even a little “see what I did there” in the applause break.

Giddyup, y’all.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im most impressed that he did go there. Dnc approved or not, fake news or not, it was a good zinger. Meet them at their level, but do it better.

Finally the dems are paying attention on how this stupid game is played. Thank fucking god.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

my favorite part was when he was scratching his head, after the "I'm looking forward to the debate!"... the look on his face was totally ."guys, that wasn't the punchline." Also. Harris' face as she realizes what he's saying.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tim Walz is obviously a couchless cat man.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

cat man

Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Getting cat and scat confused is almost as bad as getting scat and scat confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait. I missed the speech. What was the joke??

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I laughed my motherfuckin ass off on the drive home while listening to the speech. He's got a great delivery on his jokes that he sprinkles in.

Also, it was a great presence of mind to engage with the crowd at the very top rows of the venue. Him pointing out those people lets them know, "I see you, I hear you, and we are in this together."

[–] rebelsimile 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is JD Vance going to visit any mainstream late night talk show without walking into a million couch fucking jokes? Is he going to stand?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Of course, how else do you want him to properly appreciate the sensual beauty of the late night show couch?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LMFAO Rodney Dangerfield VP??? Nailed the timing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The only thing I don’t like is the parents expecting I explain that joke…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck printing pictures of couches. We need to bombard his email with links to this video.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the full link. gonna watch it later (caught the shortened link by mongoose. freaking savage.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely worth the watch, and I don't usually watch these things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I like the part where Haris opened up with 'we're the underdogs'.

good attitude. we need to keep that pressure.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

JD "Jorkin Depeanus" Vance sure would be a weaksauce bitch if he refused to debate Walz. Just leave the sofa at home Vance.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

What a breath of fresh air.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Savage. I'm psyched about our ticket

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Without even a hint of irony I truly believe the only way many of the people deep in the cult 45 will get out is through copious amounts of shit talking the politicians who deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, did he do a speech? What was the comment?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

He said he was looking forward to debating Vance assuming he was willing to get off the couch for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But what about... teh high road? 😄

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I'm just waiting for a skibidi walz meme.