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I'm a scientist, okay??? I do science different.
Up my ass or anybody's ass?
I'm tapping out for the day, I think I'm done with the internet for awhile, thanks.
so long, and thanks for the ~~fish~~ eel
What the almighty fuck
Brings a whole new meaning to lemon twist.
~~LeopardsAteMyFace~~
2FootEelsAteMyIntestines
"How was your day at work, honey?"
"Well..."
So the docs were all set to get the eel out but they were foiled by a lemon butt plug?
So, what do we send in next to remove the lemon?
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Alright, my question is: do you reckon he drove, or walked to emergency? Pros and cons for each I suppose.
Vietnam so my bet is moped
Ooof that's worse. LOL
I thought this was a weird sex related fantasy until I read the lemon. Now I am like is the lemon a part of the fantasy as well or keeping the eel indefinitely inside is? Or the eel just slipped in by mistake and he wanted to seal it in till he could get somewhere safe to remove it? What is it, what???!
I have to LOL after reading this. Was wondering what’s the round object for until I got to the end.