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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am loving the scribbling out of New Zealand from the map

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There is nothing worth thinking about under the black smudge

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an Australian , as far as I know there is just a long white cloud over endless ocean over that spot there. Satellite imagery proves it. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

spoiler


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aotearoa

Aotearoa (Māori: [aɔˈtɛaɾɔa]) is the Māori-language name for New Zealand. The name was originally used by Māori in reference only to the North Island, with the whole country being referred to as Aotearoa me Te Waipounamu (North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and South Island (Te Waipounamu)). In the pre-European era, Māori did not have a collective name for the two islands.

Several meanings for Aotearoa have been proposed; the most popular translation usually given is "land of the long white cloud", or variations thereof. This refers to the cloud formations which helped early Polynesian navigators find the country.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How to piss off:

All kiwis

All LOTR fans

Half of the people who live in QLD...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Don't be silly, New Zealand doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an Aussie I don't think Tasmania should've been coloured in green here.

(P.S. I love Tasmania this is just a joke)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an Aussie I don't think Tasmania should be on the map at all.

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, pass them over to us (the unmentionable to the east), we'll have 'em!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Technically you already have Tasmania, being part of Australia and all

[–] flambonkscious 2 points 2 months ago

Hey, fuck you buddy! We're our own sovereign country and don't want your rotating PM (our 3 headed monsters are bad enough, lately)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Tell me you're not Jesus without telling me that you're not Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing you need to worry about mate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

An aussie saying "nothing to worry about"... Holy shit, it's giant spiders, innit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Part of the joke. New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With two buoyant enough platforms you can walk anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL that land is infinitely buoyant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not infinitely. But we are buoyant enough for walking on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Treadmill on a boat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you can't walk TO somewhere where you already are

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Tell that to the treadmill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love how NZ is just marked out for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They know what they did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KnowledgeableNip 13 points 2 months ago

He lost buoyancy with those holes in his feet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone could walk to Australia in Pangea.

Up to about 200m years ago...

Mind you, I'm in Australia and wouldn't dare try to walk to some parts of Australia...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

First Nations people walked here about 65k years ago so it was possible still for a fairly long time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Jesus bout to end this maps career

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I bet there's a way over from PNG

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

80% of Risk games, 60% of the way through the game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Jesus could