this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At least you don’t have to stomp it through the drain though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The uncleansing foot bath.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I regret clicking this thread. So I'll add to it.

Years ago the apartment complex I was living in was getting renovated. We got these little caravans put up out in the back which we could use as kitchens and bathrooms as ours were getting renovated. The bathroom ones had pump issues, and one day, as I was preparing to get into the shower in this freezing cold caravan (because what better time to do this than in the middle of the winter?), the pump crapped out and the sewage ended up backflowing, regurgitated out of the shower drain.

I did not shower that day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lil' piggies get some chili

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It would've cost you nothing to not type that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ugh the smell of it in hot water would be horrid though.

I hope the op is taking a cold shower.

[–] kambusha 2 points 2 months ago

Vito Jr is that you?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mods take this post down. Clearly it's a toilet thought not a shower thought

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never heard of a shower of shit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Waffle stomping with a runny batter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How did you manage to make that concept sound even worse??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Stay hydrated, friend.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry that was your shower thought

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's a pain in the ass

Joking aside, when you get a colonoscopy, oh my. Oh my.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A better thought be: what a workout.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Every day is anus day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Skibidi shower