Go back and shit again over her shit to (re)establish dominance, and remember to facetime her bf so he can compare the farts.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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Be an alpha about it.
- Anon - "Yo sis, I heard you admiring my poop."
- Anon's Sis - "Ew gross! That was you?!"
- Anon - "Anytime." (mic drop motion)
I read this in Aziz's voice from Parks and Rec.
This will either succeed epicly or fail hilariously, no in between.
This is just so unhinged and disconnected from reality that its good
Alright, Anon got me with that one. I literally said, "What the fuuuuck," out loud.
My biggest question is why after shouting "EW POOPY" the sister would have stopped to inspect the poop instead of just flushing it? Anon says he's hungover too so you know it had to be a real nasty one...
She won't go near it so she's outside the doorway with binoculars
Ok!
I hope someone gave dude advice on recovering from a hangover because that's all he needs