this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alright, Anon got me with that one. I literally said, "What the fuuuuck," out loud.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My biggest question is why after shouting "EW POOPY" the sister would have stopped to inspect the poop instead of just flushing it? Anon says he's hungover too so you know it had to be a real nasty one...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

She won't go near it so she's outside the doorway with binoculars