this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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[–] Gullible 184 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Dear diary, today, a patient seemed insecure about their body- they believed that they had a distended gut, bulbous small muscle groups, and atrophied testicles. I alleviated their worries by commenting on their vivid shoulder tattoo of an anthropomorphic frog and complimenting the size of their testicles. Another one spared from dysmorphia.”

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

I laughed, that was good

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

"Well, uhh, it's obvious your an insides Dr. and not an eye Dr.!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

few weeks

Expects to be mistaken for roid rager.