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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches 36 points 1 month ago

Average chess.com player

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought that's why they show you the country flags.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What else would they be for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The benefit of using Chess.com over lichess

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This needs to be posted to anarchy chess lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro is trying to trigger international thermonuclear war

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see you are also a fan of the Tennison Gambit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Plz be better chess ppl.