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[–] [email protected] 112 points 4 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

Wait a minute…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you're just looking to get your dick sucked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I think that's called an adult video store

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I bet it's gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (5 children)

More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

And I'm not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there's probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Correct.

We got the gay communism part down, and we're closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Is this the future leftists want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Yeah but if you're looking for cis women you're shit out of luck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Fediverse hookup when

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] captain_aggravated 2 points 4 months ago

Which is different from any other site...how?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is "I'm just testing this out" or "Can you tell me how this works?"

Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like "I like free software" or "What's your favorite programming language?"

Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I'm not mistaken) to date.

[–] agamemnonymous 2 points 4 months ago

Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean......is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, why not.

Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

[–] talentedkiwi 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

A classic meme from a more civilized age!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Omg, who are you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There kinda is one. Fedimatch

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Good. I don't actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hey.. what are you wearing?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The last ten years poorly, and you? ☺️

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I don't really get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Programmer socks. And you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, there seems to be [email protected] but it seems to be very much dead

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ma'am, I do my own plumbing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
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