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Clerics…you have to like them..right?
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

Jokes on them, I'm into that shit

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

That's the entire point of being a cleric. Looking down on the people you save

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reading these comments it sounds like we're all watching the same kinda porn.

...I mean... you're all watching it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013 6 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a game about how one dwarf killed way too many tall ones by throwing goblin corpses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Femdom mommy shit is really in right now. I wonder if it'll take down the reigning champion, step-sister stuff

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When medic in TF2 saves me from dying to fall damage from my own rocket jump.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

this makes me feel things

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's the artist?

Because that's a very nice one, love the shapes and expressions.

[–] MeDuViNoX 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SuddenDownpour 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Call me naive but I don't trust AI to currently have the smarts to draw those clavicles under the clothes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just checked and it is indeed an AI image based on a Asuka reference, with some change in Photoshop to make it seems less AI...

It was posted a year ago on Baldur's Gates subreddit. Technically no AI on the sub hence trying to hide it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/162xar0/command_grovel/?rdt=36411

I found a pretty neat description of a process by the redditor GenderJuicy and generally arguing for it the coments :

"Looks like he took this image and plugged it into ControlNet with a lower percentage, https://i.imgur.com/y3p7dN1.jpg, then used this LoRA https://civitai.com/models/106337/shadowheart-baldurs-gate-3-character-lora then took the output and used the Facet filter in Photoshop a few times to hide the "AI-ness", thus the weird design inaccuracies, nebulous inhuman designs and such.

Edit: Here you go, I did this in 2 seconds after downloading these and opening up Stable Diffusion, then used the Facet filter in Photoshop after pasting in the "Pathetic" text over it. https://imgur.com/0srdUM1

If you're going to make AI images and post them, don't act like you "made it in Photoshop". Pathetic."

Also found a guy explaining it in the coments of a repost :

https://www.deviantart.com/bitspirit3/art/Command-Grovel-979292113

I gotta admit, the brush strokes got me too it's pretty well done!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

this doesn't give me the ai feel, the proportions are deliberate and there no meaningless mirroring of features, no expert either but this feels real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are indeed naive. Why wouldn't an AI be smart enough to draw clavicles?

[–] SuddenDownpour 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't say "the AI would likely not draw clavicles", but "the AI would likely not draw clavicles with a portion of which was remarked below the clothes".

[–] MeDuViNoX 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It could also just be a filter of a screen shot or render, I'm no expert either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Anime models are kind of notorious for drawing impossible clothes if you don't guard against it in prompts and keep an eye out for them.

To the point where I noticed that navel and impossible crotch folds before I noticed that extra arm.

Realistic ones don't tend to have that issue must be the training data, worst of all "impossible clothes" is not tagged reliably. Are those models able to draw proper clavicles? Absolutely. But they'll also glue the collar to the skin because that's how artists like to draw stuff like latex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sure it does!

Most of the time there are four of them, but it draws them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I loved decking her out in BG3. Mobs trying to get her to lose concentration was adorable. She just stood there, with that expression.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

And her circle of death

[–] Aquila 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did they fix that? I remember any time anyone got touched they’d lose concentration. Haven’t played since launch tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Warcaster or Res:Con make concentration checks negligible for a Cleric in a 12 lvl campaign. If there was a bug causing an issue it hasn't been present since launch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You have to have a really high AC, which is really easy to get for Shadowheart/Cleric with all the heavy armor and other healer gear available. Add the Blood of Lathander mace, and you are set.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A 1st level dip into fighter gives casters armor, shield, and con save proficiencies. If that's not enough then a feat can give you advantage on concentration saving throws. So a +2 becomes something like a +6 and then you could get two chances with that modifier.

If you start a game as a caster, as an origin character for example, then you can simply go to withers and reset your character to a level 1 fighter and then just take all your spellcasting levels.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clerics literally don't need that because they're very very balanced, Jebus said so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some clerics are. Others are throwing fireballs with their spirit guardians and weapons. Looks at light clerics.

[–] ZarkleFarkle 2 points 1 month ago

Like Lucifer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Shadowheart, from Baulders Gate 3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Domme does love playing healers…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Healers know what can be fixed and what lingers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah she’s also a healer irl, she’s the type to volunteer at first aid booths at pride and such. Evil evil woman, so lucky to have her.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You getting hurt took me away from proactively healing you by killing whatever it was that managed to hit you.

And you better not backsass me. Triage system.

[–] felykiosa 10 points 1 month ago

Love when she look at me like that🥰

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's just double the kink for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Does Durance count as a priest? He's just angry hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I do this all the time in Smite. Tell my teammates they are doing poorly because a bum like me had to save them 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why I'm a zealot barbarian. Pure healing efficiency! Just let me go down and resurrect me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

there's most clerics and then there's jester lavorre

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clerics of Kelemvor: "You should welcome death."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

*Shar: but she do love her some flaying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a zealot barbarian, I do, but you keep bringing me back!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Im slow af. Just realized this is the principal skinner meme but DND.