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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We'll make him see the error in his ways and then he'll be Gandalf the Contrite!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol

[–] threelonmusketeers 2 points 1 month ago

That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Yeah? The jerk store called! They're out of you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Saruman the wrinky"

"Wat?!"

"SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!"

"NNNNOOOoooo^oooo^"

[–] threelonmusketeers 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won't even edit it. XD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The French call it "l'esprit de l'escalier", the spirit of the staircase

When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff

[–] MustardCabbage 10 points 1 month ago

"Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS"

[–] Dufurson 6 points 1 month ago

been there and done that, can relate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Comeback tomorrow.