this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 months ago (2 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But tomatoes are fruits...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmoDuck 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

[–] sugar_in_your_tea -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

House MD pride month special

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

45 seconds I'll never get back :(

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Tag team, back again.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Fuck you, thank you

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

An oldie, but a goodie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Magnificent bastard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo