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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

[–] Iamsqueegee 20 points 1 month ago

No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Congratulations! 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s approximately 100 too many.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

[–] prettybunnys 5 points 1 month ago

More like .7 after this mfer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.

Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each ~~leg~~ trouser?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Alright, showoff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] mindbleach 2 points 1 month ago

First of all, bravo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”