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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets a text from his cousin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

niko! cousin! let's go bowling!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I honestly thought that was going to be the twist

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I misread this text as his cousin telling him to kill himself and spent a while confused

[–] Gullible 24 points 3 months ago

“I never thought that I’d need permission but having it feels so liberating.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist..The cousin died