It was a dildo.
The headline is deliberate clickbait.
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It was a dildo.
The headline is deliberate clickbait.
Seriously, I thought this was a wave pool victim who got their bits caught in a vent and ripped off or something equally gruesome. I don't think light-hearted posts should have horrific headlines.
Well what the fuck
Not just clickbait. Straight up lying.
So it was just someone's sex toy. Fake headline, ugh.
Technically speaking, real human genitals float in pools all the time. They're just typically covered and attached. I'd rather swim in a pool with a sex toy vs. some kid in shitted diapers, which is a thing I've seen.
Sigh.
Human Genitals Found Floating in Cedar Point Wave Pool
Not actually human genitals.
“inside the magic” indeed
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