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[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

I have an idea for a debate. These two go to a golf course determined by a neutral third party (like, I dunno, make the Libertarian party agree on something for once in their lives) for a 9 hole game (18 holes probably wouldn't work in the TikTok world). Eight topics, and then a concluding statement. On the first hole, they make their introductory statements between shots. They start with the same amount of time, but after that, they get more time to articulate their points based on how well they did on the last hole. After all the golfing is done, that's when they deliver their concluding statements, again getting time based on how well they did.

Let's settle the question of who the better golfer is once and for all.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah fuck the politics. Let's just watch these two senile old men play golf who ever wins becomes president

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

It seems you just want to watch them fuck and I’m okay with that.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

What about one of them putting their balls in the other’s holes?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Hmmmmmm πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Sort of like a biathlon: after the candidates get out of breath taking leaps from reality, see if they can swing a club

[-] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

How funny would it be if Trump lost on his own course?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

How funny would it be if they both lost and we voted 3rd party?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Dreams are free.

I'm just glad we have an MMP system here.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I say we give them each a nine iron and let them fight it out. It's the only way to be sure.

[-] ryathal 1 points 4 days ago

I say they play 18 in Arizona, each carrying their own bag. Hopefully Americans win.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

yes 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯

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