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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is fucking precious.

As someone who adores rats, I absolutely hate how short their lives are. I'd love to keep some as pets but I couldn't emotionally handle having my heart broken every 2 to 3 years when one of them dies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I keep seeing jumping spiders that look to die for and then the reality check of their lifespans always brings me back down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I know what you mean there as well. I was always very arachnophobic but over the last few years have mostly gotten over it by treating the spiders in my house as something like hands-off pets and giving them names. Jumping spiders are amazing little creatures but, yeah, the lifespan makes them a non-starter.

If you like sci-fi, check out the Children of Time series. It's about a race of uplifted jumping spiders. The author does a great job of building a concept of their society based on their current characteristics as a species.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've been hoping someone would start a gambian pouched rat breeding project because of exactly this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes! I legitimately looked into this for that very reason. Instead, my wife and I have a rat puppet that we've personified to the point that we consider it part of the family.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

having my heart broken every 2 to 3 years when one of them dies in a car accident

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Well played.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It will never stop making me laugh that a rat on the BC/Alta border goes one way getting to be "adopted" and taught to drive a tiny car; or goes the other way and every single person would risk their life to swerve into and run over it with a full sized one.

While cute, we as humans need to stop teaching smart animals how to use our tech. We are basically asking to be replaced at this point. haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hey you dropped this.

[–] Willy 2 points 5 months ago

Aww. Next, bigger cars!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now Canadians will like rats

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You think this will be enough to stop Alberta from being rat free?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"He looked a little rough,” ... “This is a really special little guy,”

There is a lesson in there somewhere...