this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Aren’t microplastics stored in the balls?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In case somebody doesn't get the reference: https://piped.video/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

It's a German short film from 2000 that parodies 80's work safety films. Note that it's a tiiiny bit gory – viewer discretion is advised

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is by far the best work safety video I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hell, they're running excavators and cranes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're running billion dollar companies and countries too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But they're naturally not us for some reason, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My brain is definitely so full of microplastics, lead, PFAS and mercury that they probably do my thinking for me.

Would explain a lot, honestly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So can anyone else that sat around in that break room while they played that video. You're not special.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Guess they arent that easy huh. And yeah shoulda said PIV. I get those backwards a lot

[–] funkless_eck 4 points 5 months ago

paid time off

penis in vagina

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ah the 'ol stoogearoni