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[–] [email protected] 237 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"But you are an English major"

[–] zalgotext 72 points 1 year ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was in fact the major form of communication!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait is his chest censored

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

He's just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

...like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you've seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Just rendered by a PS1

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Makes sense

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Can't have those man nipples.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice counter...

Now get off my lawn!

/s

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shouldn't his answer be "Yes. I signed an NDA."?

[–] kambusha 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, no, I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you please be the boss of me now?

[–] kambusha 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And you're not so big

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also, shouldn't they mention that in the resume?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Even if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is really fucking terrible advice.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.

[–] agentshags 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

[–] snugglesthefalse 55 points 1 year ago

Not normally, that wouldn't make much sense. It's easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you're not allowed to talk about the work.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

When asked your say: NAA...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless you're Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA....

I'll see myself out.

[–] can 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Jocker 13 points 1 year ago

"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"

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