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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

literally hauling ass

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I'm glad I'm at the top of the food chain

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you would rather have things crawling out of your ass instead of you having to crawl out of someone else's?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have thought about this question for 5 minutes now while brushing my teeth and I am still not so sure of my answer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I think the stakes make the decision for me, so let me put it into that context:

Would you rather have to crawl out of some thing's ass (or you die), or have something crawl out of your ass (or it dies).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Easy to believe this would be the most profound question I’ve had to deal with all morning

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And here I thought I needed more fiber in my diet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sell these beetles as a weight loss thing, like those creeps who sell parasites and shit to fat people. You'll make a mint.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 4 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck real live lemmywinks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

a great adventure is waiting for you ahead hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Should be called the taco bell beetle

[–] FigMcLargeHuge 3 points 1 year ago

There's a whole world out there I just didn't need to know about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh that beetle is scathed, scatted and scathed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh good and there's a video of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago