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NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!
You dont know if he has bare feet tho. Maybe he is allowed after all.
You know a dog like that wouldn't let anyone put shoes on it.
You misunderstood the sign. You can't smoke the dog, the dog can do whatever the hell it wants. Smoking cigar is allowed, smoking barefeet dogs not allowed.
Oh now I get that other post
Haha, same
There's room on the sign for commas >:(
Why does it need commas to tell people that smoking bare feet pets are prohibited in the building?
smoking bare feet comatose pets prohibited in building
So... if you want to smoke your pet inside, be sure it's wearing shoes!
First thing, is for your dog to quit smoking.
This is really confusing! Are we allowed to have pets that smoke and wear shoes? Or to smoke pets that wear shoes? What about pets with bare feet that don't smoke?!
Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?
To answer your last question first, is the sheep a pet or food?
It's an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.
Non-pet. Allowed to enter while smoking and with bare feet.
Where's that punctuation vigilante, we need his services
Not sure who that is, but we could employ the services of Lynne Truss...
Putting out the dog is a reasonable first priority