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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Before it was just in my penis ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

small anxiety or big penis either way you're winning

[โ€“] Sadrockman 1 points 3 months ago

When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Anxiety is stored in the balls.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now it's only in half your penis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Only if you're hard. If you're flaccid, gravity will pull it down to the side, filling it completely.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Assume the penis is a sphere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Is this spherical penis also frictionless?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

K so I'm going to be sharing a direct link to the image instead of to the thread today, because my normal friends already think lemmy is weird enough

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anxiety: it's always in at least one butt cheek

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if you're upside down

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Anxiety: it's always in at least one ~~butt~~ cheek.

Fixed it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I really don't get why anxiety flairs up at night. Should be the calmest moments of the day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Lack of external stimulus means we can't ignore it. Going to sleep reduces our mental will to actively push it away.

That's why I sleep with a show on. Keeps me distracted enough to not care about anything else.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Did you not see the diagram?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe anxiety and acid reflux are the same thing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This explains so much

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have this problem but with my blood