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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

"Kilts, because they don't make three legged pants."

For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago

You're just skirting the issue.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

In his defence, he’s having a ball

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I'm feeling like you just kilt the thread.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You kept it going. Well plaid.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you just have to tartan up an old thread.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

No proper Scotsman would have posted this.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago

No true Scotsman would say "no proper Scotsman."

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's proper.

[-] Classy 6 points 1 month ago

You've made an enemy for life!!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's a fallacy, MacGregor!

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

the invention of circumcision

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No true Indian feels that way.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know, they ruined Scotland.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't want knives near my googlies

[-] C0unterfactual 4 points 1 month ago

This is just fooking graet!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As a guy, the days I can wear skirts are my happiest days.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe if they’d hidden some malaria pills up there the Darien Project wouldn’t have bankrupted them so badly they had to sign the Act of Union with my lot.

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