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[–] [email protected] 166 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So... in reading the article, it seems he suggest the government is using religion to manipulate people into forgetting about all the aliens they're hiding.

So, not so much with the sanity.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I thought maybe Aaron Rogers finally found the correct cocktail of meds to make him sane

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

This should absolutely be the top comment. Holy shit, Rodgers is such a fucking moron

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

It did seem like a reasonable statement until the article summed up the stupid.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (4 children)

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN USED TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE! That’s all it has ever been. It’s used to hold power over people by preying on their fear of the unknown.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Naw, not only manipulation. It's also poor man's philosophy. Humans like to have an answer for the big questions wether they know wtf they're saying or not. I think something like religion is inevitable with the absence of explanations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It’s used to hold power over people

Yes. It’s used by the rich to make people into stooges to do their bidding.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ric Romero reporting from the No Shit Sherlock Institute...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks Ric! And now, Kelly Andrews with the weather. How's global warming going, Kelly?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Thanks Ollie

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Goddamn does this headline bury the lede or what?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Lmao… right???

Rodgers is known for his belief in alien life and in the supernatural. During his interview with Carlson, he suggested that the government knows of the existence of these beings, but keeps them from public knowledge and could be using religion to manipulate people’s thinking

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, duh.

Here's a thing: so are sports.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can play sports and not be manipulating people.

You cannot lead a church and not be manipulating people, even if unwittingly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

That's a false comparison. You can't lead anything without, to a point, manipulating people. You can manipulate them transparently and for their benefit, or you are manipulating them for your own. The people who lead and run sports leagues are definitely not doing it out of a sense of charity.

Plenty of churchgoers and even pastors are in it to serve people with no real personal benefit. The same can't be said of professional sports players.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't usually agree with this guy, but on this one, I do agree.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The article makes it clear that what he means is that The Government is using Religion to manipulate people into not noticing all the extraterrestrial life that they have access to.

I wouldn't agree with that sentiment.

[–] JadenSmith 11 points 3 months ago

I have a feeling everyone is missing this crucial bit of context.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Wait, do I actually agree with Aaron Rogers on something?

(Reads AngryCommieKender's clarification.)

Nope, false alarm!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Whoaaa hey hold on, I agree with this completely. The U.S. Government does use religion to coerce and convince millions that their way is the correct way.

It just doesn't involve aliens...yet.

Well...it does, just not the type we're talking about. Cause if you're Right, you're right apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm going off the title, I don't care enough about rodgers to read the article, but, now that you say that, I can't say I'm surprised. He's a clown.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

So do I. It's just news because this guy throws a ball real good?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So funny to call him "Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback."

He's going into his second season on the Jets.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

[insert always has been meme here]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Congrats on him getting his first coherent thought. Hopefully he gets a few more

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Broken clock

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

On the one hand, i love to see people questioning their mythology; on the other its nice of you to join us in the modern world, Aaron

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Amazingly smart for an American "football" player.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Jesus, because aliens. Got it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

...and the government could be hiding the existence of alien life because it would change the way people view religion and threaten this control.

I feel like the headline was leaving out the main idea he was getting at.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What's a deep and profound insight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Congratulations 🎉

It's always nice to see people start using the reasoning part of their brain. Let's hope he doesn't fall back into his old routines

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