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    [–] [email protected] 128 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    I was shocked when I realized people pronounced it fs-tab lmao

    [–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    Mentally I say Fs-tab because its filesystem table but if I ever say it out loud its f-stab

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

    Now that's insanity

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

    I'm calling the authorities. All of them.

    [–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Oh shit. Does that stand for file system?

    [–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

    *File System Table-stab

    [–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

    I've never heard fs-tab in my life. Always f-stab. Hmmm...

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    Congrats for being one of today's lucky 10000! Sauce

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Was the other way around for me. F-stab just makes no sense.

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Idk its just how my brain decided to "chop up" the word if that makes sense

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

    Sure we can put that way lol

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

    But it sure is memorable!

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    [–] [email protected] 104 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    g-unzip?

    gun-zip

    I used this command way before I used gzip so I didn't put it together.

    [–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

    gun-zip just rolls off the tongue better. Two syllables instead of three? Yes, please.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

    Gun Zip - you literally shoot the gz file and it explodes like a piñata of files all over the dir you gun zipped it in.

    [–] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Ah yes, the file stabber, not to be confused with a file system tabulation, which it definitely is not.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

    File stabber is a good name. :)

    [–] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    ... it never occurred to me that it could be fs tab

    [–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

    Go fsck yourself

    [–] ramius345 40 points 7 months ago

    Know what it means. Still call it f stab.

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    F-stab easier to say and more fun to say

    I'll die on this hill

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    I'll defend this hill with you

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

    By stabbing

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

    It is what its always been. F stab

    [–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Mental outlaw said that and it just stayed in my head ever since. Just like /etc is 'etsy'.

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

    SQL has always been Skull in my head. I think it is because I hated it when in college and associated it with dying inside.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

    Not sequel?

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

    Though I know it means "et cetera" when reading my brain has always "heard" that word - whether in the context of the word "etc." or the computing /etc - as pronounced "ettick." As in, "you need to edit your ettick f-stab file."

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    How else would you say /etc ?

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

    Echo Tango Charlie

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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
    [–] southsamurai 24 points 7 months ago

    Shit, just say f-stab and enjoy someone "correcting" you, only to smile and continue to say it that way.

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

    It took me a lot longer than I'd like to admit to realize that it was FS Tab.

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    f stab is real shit bro

    fs tab is for losers.

    real men say et-see, not etcetera.

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

    TIL, I had no clue why we call this arbitrary important file a file stab, but fs tab makes sense now. F stab is more fun to say though (but has probably confused more than just me)

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

    I think I might be the third option: f'ss-tab.

    Couldn't tell you where that's from. When I first ran Linux, the year didn't start with a 2.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

    This meme fscks

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

    it's tune-2fs, right

    [–] funkless_eck 3 points 7 months ago

    and before that, get the drive name from the "black kid".

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