cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344
For when you want to subtly display your kinks
*gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke
„Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“
UndulyUnruly
joined 1 year ago
The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.
He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.
Ba dum tsss
Well, with that attitude, probably yes.
You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
Standard Issue Cat maybe?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582
Would you wear em?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950
Popcorn Shrimp
Stolen from Reddit
User: Fantastic-Milk9335
Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality
It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824
Thanks, I hate it
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/10076003
I think I would take pineapple over this
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12972156
I wanted something quick, tasty and bad for you. So I made ziti pizza
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630
Pizza on pineapple rule
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Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.