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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/5626

can't make this shit up

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So... they think it will... vaccinate them?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Truly it boggles the mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There is the tale (which has a grain of truth in it.) of how vaccination from chickenpox came to be via milkmaids and cowpox, so maybe folks think bird flu will work the same?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3758677/

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We're playing Plague Inc on easy mode.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

"Sick people given hugs"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Papa nurgle smiles upon mankind, i guess.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

MAGA tards: ivermectin on one hand, industrial raw milk in the other

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Serious question, does consuming a virus give a similar viral load as inhaling an equal amount?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Assuming you mean viral load referring to mucuses or blood of the infected. Given that the human influenza virus' entry requires the viral surface proteins (hemagglutinin (HA)) to bind to acids present on respiratory epithelial cells along with cleavage of HA by host cell proteases (enzymes that breakdown proteins) to facilitate membrane fusion. These trypsin-like proteases are mainly expressed in airway tissues, restricting influenza viral tissue response to the respiratory tract. I would say it would be highly unlikely for influenza viral replication existing in an environment lacking this crucial interaction let alone a low-pH environment like the GI tract

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But probably not a good idea anyway?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That's a fascinating question. I'd love to hear from an actual epidemiologist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You don't swallow all of the milk and thus not all of the virus particles. There's always some residue that can then start to infect you just as if you inhaled the virus.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to graveyard

And they’re like, it’s better than SARS.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I used to think if these people did the dumb things they would die before having any impact on the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I say we let natural selection take its course

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Plz don’t, I’m a human who has to encounter these people.

Also, I work in healthcare please god no

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's a hard choice, but your life is a sacrifice I am willing to make for the betterment of man kind. We are forever in your debt.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Still unlikely to develop human to human transmission this way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's truly our way.

Millenia of storytelling: These are things that can happen, let's make sharing information fun.

History: Look at all this misery. Look at it.

Post-covid: Ok boys, we gave it a go. Good job overall, but we need to do better next time. Let's hit the showers then the replays to see what we can do better.

Us: Why is this happening? Who did this to me? Because I've been kept in the dark I will decide how to handle this new situation and spread the word.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That's totally how human to human transmission is going to start.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I mean, it may give 'em immunity. Just not how they think it should (although I'm not sure if they can think at all) :D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Natural selection:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It can be passed from mammary glands? That's.... Oh it must be on the skin and getting mixed into the product...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it's unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever this is refuses to load for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I get that a lot and have to click the "hd" full version button for it to load