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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Run, Forrest, run!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (7 children)

This takes me back to "gorilla, man, gun," which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that's just where I always played it shrug)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I would choose wolves because i have experience with dogs which are close enough to wolves

I am inexperienced with gorillas or any other primate

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking a sign language-using gorilla with a pet kitty or...?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Trick question, Wolf is a male surname.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Do I have treats for the wolf?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Probably wolf.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what are you doing out here alone, Moon-moon?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Is there gonna be a loser's bracket for this tournament?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people...

[–] Willy 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

rabid coyote vs hungry tiger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

HYDROGEN BOMB

VERSUS

COUGHING BABY

GO!!!

cough... cough

massive explosion

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wolf 100%. It's without its pack and I'd have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You'd probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it'd just rip your throat out...

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