After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

bremdstimks

Are you not entertained?

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

Relationship goals

Oh! You're home early!

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Naked Lunch

I promise I can stop anytime.

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

This isn't what it looks like

I saved you one

Double fisting bruh!

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

Best three-way ever!!

Forbidden foursome

“I can has werm-burger? “

"Now kiss."

When you're caught eating everything out of the pantry in the middle of the night

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

Honey! I'm home!

"Great grub!"

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

double food cricket

Ayyy! Caramba!

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

Oh, would you like some?

Lunch time

having your cake, and eating it too

Caterpillar-chucks!