Like everyone else in the western world, looking at my phone.

I do have one, I kinda sway/swing my hips/upperbody like this

Picking at my cuticles and cracking all my joints, while staring into the middle distance.

Stands there.

Looks around.

Picks nose.

Stands there.

Wiggles a bit.

Stands there.

Picks absently at a fingernail.

Stands there.

Chokes on air for a minute.

Take out a bag of seeds and begin to make a little mound of spit out seeds to show how long I've been idle

Methodically cracking all of my knuckles.

Standing around awkwardly with my hands in my pockets, because I don't know what else to do with them.

Sleeping. Possibly borrito’d into a blanket.

Overthinking.

Bong rip

Stroking my beard.

Doom scrolling on my phone.

Sitting at my desk, thinking about how nice it must be outside.

Definitely lighting a cig (don't smoke kids)

drinking a mountain dew. well diet now. well diet doctor pepper. everythings getting expensive. sinces its a game and fantasy let me have a regular mountain dew.

Bopping to my own head tunes

Fidgeting

Stretching

Balancing on one leg in different ways

Sitting low on a couch, legs crossed on a stool, bouncing the top foot.

Sitting down and bouncing my leg.

Bored toddler.

Slouched forward shoulders, weight on my heels, head back with a pained expression and small crying sounds.

cracking my back

restless leg syndrome

Confused Travolta constantly

Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.

Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position

put one foot behind the other knee so I'm standing in one foot, then do squats

I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you're going to get, or where, but it's going to be fun.

I have adhd and my idle stim is shifting my weight from one foot to the other. I'm like a living metronome. Drives people crazy.

Flipping balisong or something

Holding my left elbow with my right hand. Idk why, but I always do this gesture. People keep thinking I'm some sort of shy, femboyish think, which, in a transphobic environment does lead to some weird looks.

It looks especially funny with a bright purple bucket hat, dark green oversized sweater (for Brits: jumper), black fanny pack, black leggins, and New Balance shoes. Hmm... maybe I should start wearing this in real life.

Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.