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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

The Yu-Gi-Oh card in question:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

"Excellent point officer. Can I interest you in some crack?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag...

They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.

He was pretty pissed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That guy actually was the danger.

He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I gonna say his name...

He's Heisenberg

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

This is why you should carry around a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N 9 points 6 months ago

I think the joke works a bit better if you swap the reveal order.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

We're just doing pro cop memes now? How bout no

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

like the cops would know about yu gi oh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of this guy: