Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A waist of time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If given to a family member; time is relative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Cyanide and Happiness comic on this

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 6 points 7 months ago

And Orion's belt is a waist of space.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

heheh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

New dnd item just dropped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

"Impressive Xindium's Waist of Time"

[–] FigMcLargeHuge 5 points 7 months ago

How about a "timing belt"?