Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A waist of time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If given to a family member; time is relative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!