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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

No shit.

Now I can piss myself and people think I'm rich instead of a messy drunk.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

No shit.

That will be their next hit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I'm sure they'll be able to incorporate that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.

I don't think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you for sharing you are very brave.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sorry! It's a story about shit, and not a shitty one

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll let it slide this time but you really have to think about other people's feelings before you shit all over them with your posts, buddy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Coming off a couple month heroin bender.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That’ll do it, I suppose

Thanks for sharing!

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Calicocutpants are in Stock again?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You hit me in the cup

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give

[-] agamemnonymous 19 points 2 months ago
[-] starman2112 16 points 2 months ago

Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I actually just pissed on my trousers.

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