Magic

A wasp stung me once 10 years ago so I now murder all wasps' nests I see on sight.

Shouldn't have fucked with the insect equivalent of an eldritch god with the power to wipe out your entire colony with a spray can.

The last thing this universe needs is more anime.

Windows Vista on my old family desktop.

First Linux distro, if it counts, was the Raspberry Pi OS

As someone who lost their tongue in a freak hotdog eating accident, I can confirm this is true.

I had to get a new robot tongue and it's not as effective. But with practice, you make out the sounds you need.

Yes

Stalin is cool.

A crime because they're not using strawberry.