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I understand why there are the ones where he didn't kill himself, but the cameras were destroyed, how come no one thought to think he just walked out? This has been bugging me since it happened.

I do think he's dead, but this would be a great conspiracy theory. Why hasn't anyone gone with it?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Epstein didn’t kill himself and he’s still alive and the body is from a lookalike they killed to fake his death. Is that good enough conspiracy theory?

[–] pelespirit 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, why isn't that one of the "good ones"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Is there a wiki list of the β€œgood ones?”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Because the guy dying isn't important, it's the name of his 'clients' that matters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] MrsDoyle 7 points 4 months ago

Written by LG Lazarus, lol.

[–] pelespirit 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I was wondering, but it should be more mainstream, yeah? Wasn't Hitler thought to be living in South America or something in the old school conspiracy theories?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The theory about Hitler was he was alive in Brazil.

[–] xmunk 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That wasn't Hitler - you're thinking of Mr. Hilter- no relation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'm a simple man, I see Monty Python reference I upvote.

Same goes for boobs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't it be Sehor Hitler... No relation?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought he escaped to the Moon?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called "Iron Sky", I think

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

that was fueled mostly by the fact that the government investigated the idea. people take it to mean that means they saw enough evidence to believe it, but it was probably an ass-covering for a rumor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

hitler's body was burned, and that was well before dna testing... so that casts a little doubt on "we found hitler's body" claims...
plus, a pretty big government that would help him escape, plenty of time to put escape plans in place, and many nazis successfully fled to Argentina and other places....
epstein was dead in a cell, and given a very thorough autopsy... i doubt they ran his dna, but they probably noted scars and dental stuff...

still, i'm pretty sure nobody has ever died and all corpses are clones...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

There was at the time. People were saying the ears didn't match the death photo vs some other alive photo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Epstein is D.B. Cooper confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

First thing I thought was that he is alive. There is no evidence of his death even.

But yeah, I admit I don't trust what I read in the news.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

when they buried the founder of mormonism, Joseph Smith, they filled his coffin with sandbags. he was actually dead though