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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Eol 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

LGBT is only pro abortion because they eat fetus to grow stronger. At least that's what it said on the last Gay Agenda memo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

C̷̡̛̛̹͎̰̳̮͍͔̮̱͎͔̥͂̃̀̆̑͊̀̈͘̚̚ͅÒ̴͓̣̥͍͍̗̩͗͑̀̏̽͑͒R̸̙̱̰̲̤̻͚̳̘̭̝̄̃̽͊͑͂̎̂̓̅͒͘̕R̵̢̨̛͚͔̯̣̬̣̯̱̝̺̙̎͒̇̓̊̆͂̑̃̍͐̒U̸̢̧̥̹̙͍̼̱̬̙̫̬̰̺̓̔̓̚̚͝ͅṖ̶̩͍̥̖͖T̶̡̪̘̫͚̺̦̗̳̹̻̤̝̺̗́̌̈́̏̔̑̀̍̎͘͠ ̸̪͇̈̅͑͒̅͗̈̒̓̇̀̚͠͝T̵̫̊͋̑́̀̓̊̓͐͘H̷̢̡̼͎̩̞͖̝̗̱̥̠͌͌̎̐͜E̵̪͇̺̟̿̏͒͊͊̏̄́͝͠ ̵̢̧̙̦͔̱̲̫̼̍̔̾̿Y̸̢̝̲̠͖͓̣̥̲̥̦̔̒͌̋̈́̆̍̑̚̕̚͜͜͝ö̴̼̆́́̄͘ǘ̴̢̺̫̝͙̙̝͋͐̓̍̿̽̓n̵̢͈̤̳̫̤̫̥̬͓̑̈̊̇̅̌̀̕g̸̡͉͚͖̯͚̰͍̙͈̙̈͒̽͗̐ͅl̶̤̜̲̫͎̙͇̗̲̲̠̠͋̂̒̇̍̅́͐ȉ̴̢̛̞́̊n̶̲͓͖͔̬̑̀́́̋̎̀̚͜͝g̸̡̨̡͎̟̞̳̝̰͙͍̎̎͂̅̊́̈̂ͅs̵̜̗̹͍̤̠̭͉̦͗̌͗̿̎͘

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, if it's been aborted anyway, no sense letting it go to waste!

[–] Lucidlethargy 4 points 1 year ago

You're confusing the gay agenda with the faith-based atheist manifesto. It's an easy mistake to make, don't feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is like something Measurehead in Disco Elysium would say and I can't not hear it in his voice.

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reading that makes my brain hurt

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

must be a result of the marijuanafication

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

took estrogen to get baked out of my mind, got euphoria instead :/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The high I fucking need rn. I might start growing and refining my own at this point. I could probably learn how to do it quicker than the fucking system would provide it, and I might do it anyways if the fascists gain control.

I swear, nothing has motivated me to tear apart our capitalist dystopia more than this absurd saga. One of the most accepting and progressive states in the US, and I can't even get a doctor for a serious medical condition. One of my essential organs has been self destructing since puberty, yet they can't even get me an appointment for months. Estrogen has almost no chance of harming me and might even help me based on current academic research, yet I have to fight my way through stubborn doctors that shame me for having the nerve to advocate for myself. All of this pain for the leeches to feast.

These evil, parasitic lords of hubris need to be hunted, bound, and bleed, not because they deserve it, but because they'll never relinquish the blood they stole otherwise. Those petty monsters would rather burn the world than not be our gods. They're worth more as fertilizer. IF THEY'RE UNWILLING TO LIVE AS MORTALS, THEY WE'LL NEED TO MAKE THEM!

:3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i lied on the internet im not actually on estrogen.. yet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wanna learn some gardening and chemistry with me? 👩‍🌾👩‍🔬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The brainrot is storong in this one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i spent like ten minutes trying to read this to the tune of californication and failed smh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Narced parody of human sex, literal monstrum incarnation

Libido demon manifests from completely stoned derangement

Trans activists taint sex drive through Marijuanafication

. . .

Hoist a Jolly Roger to stand against ordered civilization

The LGBTQ flag flies as our proud declaration

Girl cock furry porn

Smile you whore >:3

Dream of Marijuanafication!

Dream of Marijuanafication!

Dream of Marijuanafication!

Dream of Marijuanafication!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

shit i'd hear from a cruelty squad npc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hmmm weed making people trans, now that's new take

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm in awe that so much prejudice can fit in so few words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My new bio on LinkedIn.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

This comparison also works because the Jolly Roger instills fear in people, even if the pirates don’t do anything.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, I'm too eepy to destroy civilization. I just want human rights.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I want to disagree, but I'm trans and love piracy…

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Queerphobes and queers agreeing on this sentiment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I couldn't tell if the comment was being serious or not so I looked up Pax Tube. Ew, it's being serious, all right!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah the guy's some weird tradcath mf who got big from making a load of videos defending the crusades, while ignoring the brutal violence that the catholics carried out against the muslims (and justified it by saying that the Ummayad Sultanate invaded Iberia (what we'd call Spain nowadays) at the start of the 8th century so killing an entirely different group of Muslims (the Seljuk Turks) on the opposite side of the mediterranean at the end of the 11th century was entirely justified)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, sister!

Oh wait, are they trying to say that's a bad thing? Why do conservatives hate everything cool

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The anarchist version emphasizes it even further :3

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~I thought the qweer anarchist flag was purple? Or am I mixing up the qweer & feminist anarchist flags?~~

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] Daefsdeda 22 points 1 year ago

I love how in Sea Of Thieves, the lgbt flag is the ultimate pvp flag, nothing is more intimidating than the gays.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Heave ho, all together, hoist the colors high

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that’s the society you say you want then yeah I’ll stand against it.

It is like the jolly Rodger in a different way. Both were flown by a bunch of people who like gay sex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dont forget not being fucked by backward heirarchical economics. We both hate that too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Omg so true worstie

[–] mindbleach 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Conservatives being fractally wrong, many pirates were state-sanctioned terrorist actors against the merchants of rival nations.

... or are privateers a different thing entirely?

[–] clay_pidgin 8 points 1 year ago

Different thing. Privateers were state-sanctioned.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Arrr host the rainbow flag!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brought to you by the YouTuber operating from the country founded as a "no taxation without representation" treaty breaking tax haven for retired pirates who went on to become slave owners that oppressed and persecuted the rest of native population of the continent that still to this day continues to practice along with other major world powers the sort of neoimperialism that makes us lose sleep at night.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Our flag means death!