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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not convinced babies don't see adds in incubator...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Only because they cant see far enough or well enough

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Someone, somewhere, is offering an American hospital money to play audio ads to babies in incubators.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Years ago, a British, Murdoch-owned, pay-TV company called Sky was piloting this on trains. The showreel for it literally showed weary commuters trying to rest their heads against the window being blasted with audio adverts through acoustic bone coupling. One of the most tone-deaf (pun intended) things I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I’m a Brit too. What year was this? I don’t remember it is all.

[–] skatrek47 1 points 7 months ago

Omg even as a neonatologist who is horrified by this, I admit I can totally see this happening because #murrica

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

As an aside, apparently they can see way better way earlier than common knowledge claims

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Every single piece of medical equipment probably has branding on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Once again, The Onion predicts future real headlines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

This is not even satire, this is just reality.