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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm not convinced babies don't see adds in incubator...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only because they cant see far enough or well enough

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Someone, somewhere, is offering an American hospital money to play audio ads to babies in incubators.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Years ago, a British, Murdoch-owned, pay-TV company called Sky was piloting this on trains. The showreel for it literally showed weary commuters trying to rest their heads against the window being blasted with audio adverts through acoustic bone coupling. One of the most tone-deaf (pun intended) things I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I’m a Brit too. What year was this? I don’t remember it is all.

[–] skatrek47 1 points 10 months ago

Omg even as a neonatologist who is horrified by this, I admit I can totally see this happening because #murrica

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

As an aside, apparently they can see way better way earlier than common knowledge claims

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Every single piece of medical equipment probably has branding on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Once again, The Onion predicts future real headlines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is not even satire, this is just reality.