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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc... It's a snake.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The man was reported to have three small snakes in his pants, two of which were turned over to Florida Fish and Wildlife.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I am sick of these monkey-fighting snakes in my Monday-to-Friday pants!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Men snuggling trouser snakes is more common than you think.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don't want to be setting any alarms off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I also enjoyed the quote "Don't bring a machete to an airport checkpoint"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ssssssssssssup?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I would hate to be sitting next to this guy.