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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Noel Fielding is a well-known British comedian, mate

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Link, he come to town

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Shifty five

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

#Base

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Belong to us

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Crab battle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yo, tag me in! We gonna watch some Neil Cicierega and Brad Neely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Drum machine

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